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The spam of the day
« le: 09 août 2013 à 10:16:37 »
The following spam made me laugh, so I thought I would share it.

Dear Beneficiary,

We at  Lintus Freeler & Associates have been duely contracted by the African  Government  and United Nations to process and effect remittance of all overdue  outstanding funds belonging to beneficiaries all over the world.
We have also been informed  on  how unauthorized officials and  staffs of the remitting banks and security companies have been taking advantage of beneficiaries like  you by  extorting and telling you to pay unnecessarily exorbitant charges which will only make your fund payment a long drawn out process. This was the reason why we have been contracted and assigned  to ensure that we process and actualize the immediate  remittance of your over due funds which has been lingering on for a long time now.

Against this backdrop, we have decided to step into the process of your fund release remittance and  transfer to enable your funds  be released and  transferred to you  within the soonest possible time.

You are to get back to us immediately without needing to pay all the huge sums of monies that are being demanded from you by the remitting bank and unauthorized officials  in the past who has been on your transaction for a long time and have been making series of demands of funds from you without any positive action. You are also warned to stop any further correspondence from any body or agent in relation to your transaction henceforth to avoid jeopardizing our efforts to serve you better.
Kindly note that all process to have your funds released to you immediately through the CBN's Liaison Remittance Office in the United states of America and united kingdom  have been initiated to cut out unnecessarily costs and bureaucratic bottlenecks that has been a hindrance to you  over the years.

Furthermore,you are hereby advised to pay no further fees or charges to  any one  or the Remitting Bank in Africa, Europe, Asia, England or America   or to any body as they shall no longer be handling your payment process.

We shall await your immediate correspondence  via this mail  <their mail> with your direct telephone numbers for re-confirmation so that we can conclude your payment immediately.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Yours Sincerely,
Lintus Freeler  Esq.

Really, do they have feedback from people living in an imaginary world of the kind?  :o

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